There is some hilarious spam flying around these days. I’ve created a new category for fun. Here’s my most recent awesome one, from batman_lj@yahoo.com:

To some milk-white Hens of Dorking

Your proposal comes too late
–In a beautiful pea-green boat
-And they went to sea in a Sieve.

http://srdiecko.net/rhaeeg.html

-His face at once became forlorn
-And nobody ever knew

Batman! They went to sea in a sieve?! Don’t they know that sieves don’t float in ocean water?!  Those milk-white hens of dorking sure are bad. Quick! To the Batamaran!

EDIT: I think I found where they’re pulling this stuff from: http://ingeb.org/songs/onthecoa.html

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT: I added this photograph of Gary Busey for some context. – Jesh