Celebrating Scotchy Tuesday Alone
Ill have a blue Scotchy Tuesday without you
Ill be so blue just drinkin’ without you
Decorations of red on a green Scotchy Tuesday tree
Wont be the same dear, if you’re not here with meAnd when those blue Scotch glasses start filling
Thats when those blue memories start swilling
You’ll be doin’ all right, with your theses of white
But I’ll have a blue, blue blue blue Scotchy Tuesday(drinking break)
You’ll be doin’ all right, with your theses of white,
But I’ll have a blue, blue Scotchy Tuesday
#1 by Alan LaMielle on March 3rd, 2009
This post has my vote for the most depressing post so far on the blog.
I’m sorry you had to celebrate scotchy Tuesday all alone. Maybe this is a symptom of the mid-semester crunch?
#2 by Adam Labadorf on March 3rd, 2009
It absolutely is, so I don’t hold it against anyone. I’m not trying to make anyone feel guilty, but, still. Sad panda.
#3 by stonea on March 3rd, 2009
Awww, don’t be so sad panda. I would have thought you could have got Kate or John or Eric to drink with ‘ya. Tell you what, I’ll drink a scotch in your honor sometime before I go to bed tonight.
#4 by Alan LaMielle on March 3rd, 2009
If anyone was trying to post in the last ~10 mins, I had a kernel panic in the server and had to restart. Hopefully you weren’t in the middle of something.
#5 by stonea on March 4th, 2009
Why is sad panda sad?
A poem by: Andy Stone
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Why is sad panda sad?
Is it the sad bamboo he eats, or
the sad trees, he climbs with sad panda feets?
Is it because he’s a bear all cuddly and cute,
not like his bear brothers: viscious, mean, brutes.
Is sad panda sad ’cause his species nears extermination?
Simple solution: find mate for sad panda fornication
Why does sad panda lose his interest in mating once in captivity?
Despite fact we provide sad panda with mate for sad panda activity.
We show sad panda sad panda porn,
but sad panda ignores and just looks forlorn.
If sad panda doesn’t want to watch,
Perhaps sad panda just needs sad panda scotch?
Oh sad panda, why so glum?
Please don’t reach for sad panda gun.